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Why English language is so stupid...? and some other jokes---


Why English language is so stupid...? and some other jokes---



Let's relax a little bit... with some jokes I've came across...






What is Mind? No Matter.


What is Body? Never Mind. :)))

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I passed my ethics exam. Of course I've cheated.

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The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!"



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The English Language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?



Let's face it


English is a stupid language.

There is no egg in the eggplant

No ham in the hamburger

And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

English muffins were not invented in England

French fries were not invented in France.



We sometimes take English for granted


But if we examine its paradoxes we find that

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.



If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.


If the plural of tooth is teeth

Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth

If the teacher taught,

Why didn't the preacher praught.



If a vegetarian eats vegetables


What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?

Why do people recite at a play

Yet play at a recital?

Park on driveways and

Drive on parkways



You have to marvel at the unique lunacy


Of a language where a house can burn up as

It burns down

And in which you fill in a form

By filling it out

And a bell is only heard once it goes!



English was invented by people, not computers


And it reflects the creativity of the human race

(Which of course isn't a race at all)



That is why


When the stars are out they are visible

But when the lights are out they are invisible

And why it is that when I wind up my watch

It starts

But when I wind up this observation,

It ends.



Why English language is so stupid...? and some other jokes---






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TagsEscape Quotes II


J.Robert Oppenheimer:No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.



Miranda Kerr:I feel like life is really short, and it's important to enjoy yourself and embrace whatever comes your way, whether it's a challenging day or a great day, just welcome it with open arms.



Frederih Chopin:Man is never always happy, and very often only a brief period of happiness is granted him in this world;



Abraham Lincoln:You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.


Lyndon B.Johnson:Poverty must not be a bar to learning and learning must offer an escape from poverty.






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The medical -medicine?


The physical examination is the examination of the patient looking for signs of disease ('Symptoms' are what the patient volunteers, 'Signs' are what the healthcare provider detects by examination). The healthcare provider uses the senses of sight, hearing, touch, and sometimes smell (eg, in infection, uremia, diabetic ketoacidosis). 

Taste has been made ​​redundant by the availability of modern lab tests. 



Four actions are taught as the basis of physical examination: inspection, palpation (feel), percussion (tap to Determine resonance characteristics), and auscultation (listen). This order may be modified depending on the main focus of the examination (eg, a joint may be examined by simply "look, feel, move". Having this set order is an educational tool that encourages practitioners to be systematic in their approach and refrain from using tools Such as the stethoscope before they have fully Evaluated the other modalities).



The medical decision-making (MDM) process involves analysis and synthesis of all the above data to come up with a list of possible diagnoses (the differential diagnoses), along with an idea of what needs to be done to obtain a definitive diagnosis that would explain the patient's problem.

The treatment plan may include ordering additional laboratory tests and studies, starting therapy, referral to a specialist, or watchful observation. Follow-up may be advised.





Contemporary medicine applies health science, biomedical research, and medical technology to diagnose and treat injury and disease, typically through medication or surgery, but also through therapies as diverse as psychotherapy, external splints & traction, prostheses, biologics, ionizing radiation and others.



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Sirup,džem,kompot sve domaće

Sirup, džem i kompot od više narodnih recepata je tu.Napravite sve od višanja za jedan dan rada da biste dobili mnogo i isplatili pravo.Da biste se uvjerili pogledajte video i bit ćete zadovoljni.

Ovaj recept za sirup od viška, džema i kompota je isproban i siguran zato
Sirup, džem i kompot od više narodnih recepata je tu.Napravite sve od višanja za jedan dan rada da biste dobili mnogo i isplatili se pravo.Da bi ste se uvjerili pogledajte video i bit ćete zadovoljni.Ovaj recept za sirup od više, džema i kompota je isproban i siguran zato ne oklijevajte.


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Valuta BITCOIN vrtoglavo raste

 Boitcoin ludilo, 1 bitcoin 34 hiljade dolara

Bitcoin,  eksplozija, dostigli su prvi put 34.000 dolara, manje od 24 sata nakon prodiranja kroz 30.000 dolara. Bitcoin vrijednost za trgovinsku naplatu preko interneta vrlo je korisna vrijednost za trgovanje dionicama.

  • Trećeg dana 2021. godine cijena bitcoina porasla je za oko 5.000 američkih dolara, dok su tako doveli do godišnjeg povrata od oko 12%.
  • Jednom kada je cijena vode u kriptovaluti prvi put u subotu prešla granicu od 30.000 dolara - nešto za što se služila prethodnih nekoliko dana - činilo se da je sav otpor nestao, narastao za više od 3.000 dolara za oko sedam sati i dostigao novi vremenski maksimum od 33.136 , 92 dolara, prije nego što se riješi fluktuacije između 30.000 i 33.000 dolara.


Učlanite se i trgujte besplatno, tj. zaradite novac   radeći sa pozajmicom od 20 eura ako taj novac potrošite neće biti dužan nikom ako dobijete vaš novac.Ja na primjer imam preko 250 eura bitcoina mogu kupovati preko interneta u trgovinama koje rade sa tom valutom bitcoin. Ko hoće ovdje da se nauči.
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Mini kamera SQ8 DV 1080p ,upustvo o korištenju

Mini kamera

Mini camera SQ8 1080p je popularna ali morate znati kako se koristi.Odmah da krenemo sa objašnjenjem i pokažemo kako se koristi:
Prvo i osnovno potrebno je napuniti kameru a kada se promjeni svjetlo na pokazivaču tada je dovoljno
-Potrebno je ubaciti micro SD karticu za pohranu podataka do 32 GB
-Zatim uključi se na ON/OFF tipku
Prvo se prikaže plavo svjetlo – to je postavka u rezoluciji 720P
Ukoliko želite snimati u toj rezoluciji, pritisnete jednom na tipku ON/OFF i snimanje počinje
Kada želite završiti, ponovite istu radnju.
-Ukoliko želite snimati u 1080P rezoluciji, pritisnete jednom na tipku MODE puta te se prebacuje na željenu rezoluciju na kojoj svijetli crveno-plavo
svjetlo. Za snimanje pritisnete dva puta na tipku ON/OFF i snimanje počinje. Kada želite završiti, ponovite istu radnju.
6. Ukoliko želite fotografirati, pritisnite jednom tipku MODE dok se ne pojavi crveno LED svjetlo. Za fotografiju samo jednom stisnite tipku ON/OFF.

Ako duže od 5 sekundi držite tipku ON/OFF, mini full HD kamera se isključuje.
Ova kamera je jedna od boljih za snimanje i fotkanje posebno kao sportaši ali i kao špijunska kamera jer je mala i može mnogo toga a da se ne primijeti.

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